kiss is a key of love,
luv is a luck of marrige,
marrige is a box of children,
children r the problem of nepal,
so stop kisssing and save nepal ....submitted by..... reji ,hetada
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!Submitted by Giridhar on 12th August 2007
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In our life time 6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship3
.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.susu: isliye karke sona .good nightSubmitted By vijay kulkarni on 3rd August
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(Language: Hindi)
Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
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myheart28113: I m going to write on all the bricks
I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows
how it hurts when u miss someone special like u..... sagar bhattrai...
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(Language: Hindi)AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HITUM HO.DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI"KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI
....Submitted By Narinder Singh
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Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,
Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!
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Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
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Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
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A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....
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A story with moralMy girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust.
"Moral:Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalte
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A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
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An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
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Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya h
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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna
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People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,People who do less work.make less mistakes,People who do no work.make no mistakes,People who make no mistakes.get promoted.
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U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
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A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut"Mom: " Do you mean its little"girl: " No Mom! Its salty."
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valentine day sms
.........TO MY...............
.............VALENTINE....
.............I LOVE YOU SO COMPLEETLY.....
......OUR LOVE IS A DEEP.......
.......AS THE ACEAN.........
......AS HIGH AS THE STARS.........
......AND.........
........,,,,,,,,,AS SPECIAL,,,,,,,,,
,,.,.,.,.,.AS THE SKY.,.,.,.,.,.. rejina, hetauda....
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THERES,S SO SOMETHINGABOUT
VALENTINE;S DAY
THAT REALLY
TURNS ME ON ..............YOU......YOU....YOU.....I LOVE YOU ON VALLENTINES DAY
WITH ALL MY HEART
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BE MINE VALLENTINEI AM SENDING YOU THISVALENTINE WISHWITH HUGS AND KISSESS ,TOO ;CAUSE THERE,S A PLACEHERE IN MY NEART THAT,SMAD FOR ONLY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!--
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V......is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A......is for I will Always be yours
L......is for Love at its most extreme
E.......is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N.......is for Never-ending love
T........is for we will Always be Together forever
I........is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N.......is for Natures naughty way of saying I love you to
E.....is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .....sudin.....
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WISE SMS---------------
Reality is an Illusion caused by Alcohol deficiency.
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A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life..
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What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possib
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The path that leads to happiness is so narrow that two can not walk on it unless they become one.
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Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful....
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Life is made of small jumps over great obstacles. it's in the courage of getting thru them that makes life challenging & exciting.
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Sometimes its dumb to be wise and sometimes its wise to be dumb. but more often than not, we are the opposite of what it is wise to be.
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The word Trust is d basis of all relatioas but a small mistake made, can change its entire meaning. Like just a missing 'T' can 'RUST' d relation!
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if you ever want to succeed in your life: "Be sweet as honey, Be regular as clock, Be fresh as rose, Be soft as tissue, and Be strong as rock
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stolen kisses are always sweetest"
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Success is like your own shadow, if u try to catch then u wil never succeed, ignore it and walk in ur own way.....it wil follow u...
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Good night sms
Close your eyes,Concentrate your mind & Pray to god about the thingsThat you want most. GOD must fulfill your prayer...Have a nice sleep...
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THANK GOD ALL THE KEYS OF KEYPAD ARE WORKING NOW GO TO SLEEP GUD NITE
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Touch ur heart, close ur eyes, make a wish, say good nite, sky so wide, stars so bright, off the light, sleep tight
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In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d NIGHT!
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I wish that God would hold u tight.I hope that angels will keep u in site.Now just2make sure u feel all rite,I'm gonna wish u a wonderful Night!
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Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline,All passengers on bed, hug ur pillowsAs the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjy ur time ;) GOOD'NITE
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No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be with u. Good Nite!
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sleepy msg for a sleepy person from a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason at a sleepy time on the sleepy day in a sleepy mood to say please sleep"gud night"
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Remember that each time u fall ..I'll nvr let u reach the ground..Trust me..il always be around.gudnight
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My sms may nt mean too much 4 you .. but to mie . it mean alot , cos its my way of showing you tat i care . good nite =)
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I'm sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams, a blanket of care to comfort you all night & a prayer to protect until morning. GOOD NIGHT!! SLEEP TIGHT!!
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Hey u!!!Yes u...the cute one...holding this phone!are you asleep?Juste wanted 2 say Good Night..!
G -o to BedO -ff the lightsO -ut of tensionD -reams comeN -ice sleepI -gnore worriesG -et up earlierH -ave a nice thoughtT -hank the GOD
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May be u are busy or tired by the end of the day, just wana tell you 143, GOOD NIGHT before I sleep.
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(">--<")---Sshh...... its only me putting a blanket on u so that u wont get cold, have a warm & nice sleeP!GOOD NIGHTdragster
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Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
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SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats? Balance ka moh tyag-- SMS kar, mitron se sampark rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi, SHUB RATRI.
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AS a day turns into night, Keeping worries out of site... No matter how tuf d world may seem, But.... U still deserve the sweetest dream tonight.... Good Night!!!
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